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Saturday’s Confession

So uh…

I sucked up my daughter’s green marble with the vacuum cleaner, the one I could clearly see in the carpet, the one that would have cost me three seconds had I chosen to bend down and save it.

I also sucked up eight or nine beads.  Which rattled up the hose and caused the cat to claw to an exit.  And which I could have also picked up, but didnt.

Then I went after a paper clip.  And a barrette.  And two Lite Brite pieces–which I might have picked up had I seen them.  Same with the Polly Pocket comb.

And then since I was suddenly shameless, I started pushing the thing this way and that just to hear the sucking symphony of  stuff leaving our floor.



I’ll try to get out more.


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